The little Book of Unnecessary Limericks
Stefan Heinbockel, Mariya Heinbockel
Excerpt
Amazing Grace
I wanted to sing on one of those days,
and printed my lyrics in colourful ways.
The printer went mad,
no more colour it had,
but it still printed some amazing greys.
BBQ
Twelve dolls came alive, it really is true!
What humans were eating, they wanted it too.
They longed for grilled food,
’cause it smelled really good.
But to get it, they waited in a Barbie queue.
Cheater
A big cat that called herself Rita
claimed she could jump higher than Peter.
Peter kangaroo
said this wasn’t true.
That’s why he called this cat: Cheetah!